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March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
The ladies here at the steno pool were just gasping over the Yeti pulled up on my screen, and even though their eyes have had to take in some pretty horrific sights on here – I do write about Khloé Kardashian after all – I realized this really wasn’t fair of me to have pulled up on a Monday. Blac Chyna somehow snuck into Malibu where she surely tempted the San Andreas Fault with her seismic stomping as she posed for the paps. The results are something straight out of a horror movie, with the twist being that you’ll kill yourself after seeing her versus the other way around. Although, anyone within a one-mile radius of those implants when they explode definitely won’t make it out alive.
Chyna’s ass cheeks are so cartoonish and stretched out that they seem like more of a freak medical ailment than something that someone would willingly procure. But procure she probably did, because she can’t seem to stop coyly making eyes at the cameras as she knowingly shows off the freak show she has hitched to her back. “Tehehe I’ve got beach balls under my ass skin. Aren’t I sexy.” To be quite honest Chyna, you’re actually painful to look at and probably should never step out in public for the rest of your life. Which again, well end once your ten dollar Tijuana goo pads explode.
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