Colin Firth Forgives Wife For Cheating

Colin Firth was recently outed as an undercover cuck, taking back his unfaithful wife after an affair. His wife, Livia Giuggioli, decided to test drive her childhood friend, Marco Brancaccia, while Firth and her took a break in the 2015/2016 season of their marriage. She was possibly fed up with pie and mash men and felt like a man who knew their way around a panini was the best option. When Livia realized Colin had more disposable income and IMDb credits than Marco, she quickly came back. Colin found forgiveness in his heart and turned the other cheek after another man rummaged through the cheeks of his wife. Firth even dealt with subsequent stalking after his wife’s return. Which leads me to believe Livia’s vagina must be composed of some rare undiscovered element that belongs on the periodic table. 113 should be labeled Livia’s lower lover lips instead of Nihonium.

The actor and his longtime spouse, Livia Giuggioli, recently revealed that they privately separated several years ago, and that Giuggioli had an affair during their break with a man she now accuses of stalking her. The couple confirmed Giuggioli’s past romantic involvement with Italian journalist Mario Brancaccia last week after Brancaccia contended to British newspaper The Times that Giuggioli had made up a harassment claim against him to cover up their former relationship.

Colin comes off as the only one of the pair who still wore his wedding ring throughout this entire ordeal. I understand 90% of women with last names that sound like a pasta dish you’ve never eaten are hot but you have to draw the line at infidelity. Especially when it comes with stranger danger stalker baggage.

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