Amber Tamblyn Gets Real About Jews

Amber Tamblyn is arguably the least talented and most annoying of the Rose McGowan-y Amy Schumer-y washed-up old hag-y Hollywood coven plaguing the industry with a curse of zero fun forever, and most of you would be hard-pressed to even identify exactly what she’s famous for. Comedian? Actress? Writer? Singer? Chef? Model? That last one was obviously a joke. What we do know is that the #MeThree! enthusiast would take offense if googly eyes from one of her kid’s craft projects looked her up and down, and recently she took out her vagina rage on some asshole in New York City. Someone in NYC being rude. What a hot scoop. Tamblyn sets up the story like it’s about someone else, and then comes in with the twist that it’s actually her who was marginalized at a crosswalk. And she makes sure that we know the offender is a Jew. I hear ya Amber. Bleh:

If anyone in Brooklyn near the intersection of Washington Ave and Atlantic Ave just saw a Hasidic man in a grey van try to hit a woman and her baby in a stroller as she crossed a crosswalk, honking and touching the stroller with the car’s bumper, please DM me. That woman was me.

She followed this up with an important generalization that we all need to hear:

Thank you everyone for your kind words of support today. We are fine. But this is not the first time a man from the Hasidic community in NYC has attempted to harm me or other women I know. Any woman riding a bike through South Williamsburg can attest. I hope this guy is caught.

Of all the people in New York City, the Hasidic Jews are definitely the ones you need to watch out for. I personally think it’s fun that someone as liberal as Amber has opened up the gates for stereotyping again, and now I want to hear her thoughts on people from all walks of life. Who here is legitimately excited to get an Indian Uber driver? Amber knows what I mean. People came for Tamblyn on social media for her boring and stupid story – leading her to toss up a word salad with the overall message that, shocker, Tamblyn is the victim. And not just of dirty Jews. But people who shame her for not liking dirty Jews. She slams the h8ers and Jew lovers with:

[I] will not be silenced or bullied or intimidated by anyone who wants to twist my words into anything other than what it is.

I’ll say this once. To anyone suggesting I’m anti-Semitic for identifying a man as Hasidic who hit my daughter’s stroller in a crosswalk with a car then rolled his window down, wagged his finger and told me ‘Watch where you’re going’: I will not be bullied or intimidated by you.

It’s like in a movie when they purposefully ask a robot questions it can’t comprehend to get it to shortcircuit. In this case, a robot that hates Jews. Time’s Up… on minorities! Amber knows what I mean.

If anyone in Brooklyn near the intersection of Washington Ave and Atlantic Ave just saw a Hasidic man in a grey van try to hit a woman and her baby in a stroller as she crossed a crosswalk, honking and touching the stroller with the car’s bumper, please DM me. That woman was me.

— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) March 4, 2018

Thank you everyone for your kind words of support today. We are fine. But this is not the first time a man from the Hasidic community in NYC has attempted to harm me or other women I know. Any woman riding a bike through South Williamsburg can attest. I hope this guy is caught.

— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) March 5, 2018

I’m so sorry to hear this, Benjamin. And I completely agree with you here and will not be silenced or bullied or intimidated by anyone who wants to twist my words into anything other than what it is.

— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) March 5, 2018

I’ll say this once. To anyone suggesting I’m anti-Semitic for identifying a man as Hasidic who hit my daughter’s stroller in a crosswalk with a car then rolled his window down, wagged his finger and told me “Watch where you’re going”: I will not be bullied or intimidated by you.

— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) March 5, 2018

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