Twinky With Tits Upset At Tarantino

Everyone needs to drop what they’re doing right now because Busy Philipps is the most important woman that’s fed up with Quentin Tarantino. Forget the fact that Uma Thurman unknowingly did her best impression of Death Proof during the Kill Bill car crash scene, Busy’s outrage is the only outrage that matters here. She’s never been in a Tarantino film that almost turned into a snuff film but she’s about to MeToo the hell out of his downfall. The female Crimson Chin from The Fairly OddParents is embarrassed that she ever showed up to audition for Quentin in short shorts and flip flops like he requested. Philipps is faking her high morals and playing the role of Captain Hindsight because any woman auditioning in shorts too short will do just about anything to get the part. I’m glad Busy was denied. She’s built like the dick deprived friend that discourages irresponsible drinking during a girl’s night out. Kill Bill just wouldn’t have been the same with someone who has a permanent case of bitch face.

“F— THIS GUY,” Philipps said in a first of many tweets about the “Pulp Fiction” director. “QUENTIN IS CANCELLED. SORRY YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS FUCK QUENTIN TARANTINO YOU ARE FUCKING CANCELLED.”

She added, “Like f—ing spiting on an actresses face and choking her wasn’t enough. F— this guy. F— anyone who works with him. I’m embarrassed that I ever auditioned for him. F— him. That I f—ing showed up in SHORT SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS as requested because I WANTED THE JOB. This business sucks and enables predators

Quentin is clearly off the rails with his comments but don’t dog pile on a person you tried to get approval from before just because everyone else is doing it. If Quentin had cut her a check large enough in the past I’m pretty sure her saying “fuck this guy” would have been “I fucked this guy.” She would still spin this situation into a MeToo argument for attention like she is now but she would have a better vantage point as an actual victim instead of an offended woman on the internet.

FUCK THIS GUY. https://t.co/ucjMfftBdO

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) February 6, 2018

SORRY YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS FUCK QUENTIN TARANTINO YOU ARE FUCKING CANCELLED. https://t.co/ucjMfftBdO

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) February 6, 2018

Ok. Sorry. I have to go put my two girls to bed and pray that they they get to grow up in a world where drugging and raping a child at 13 isn’t laughed off in a radio interview “because she wanted it”.

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) February 6, 2018

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