Paris Hilton Wants Children

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night vision on where a guy should shoot his load if a woman wishes to avoid kids, she’s actually opening up to the idea of becoming pregnant. Paris being tired of partying and turning towards the parental side of life sounds like a lie. A girl like her most likely has an abortion loyalty card for her fifth one free after all of the oops in the middle of Ibiza. But her sister giving birth to a baby girl is the reason for Paris wanting to put a bun in the oven.

The 36-year-old socialite and DJ, who is engaged to Chris Zylka, told Entertainment Tonight that her sister Nicky Hilton Rothschild‘s newborn girl Theodora “Teddy” Marilyn has her itching to be a mom.

“I have baby fever,” she revealed to the outlet Tuesday at The Cinema Society’s premiere screening of Marvel’s Black Panther in New York City.

Hilton looks far from ready to tackle the responsibilities required to be a great parent but I’m pretty sure she’ll never have to deal with waking up to sooth a crying child in the middle of the night. She has more than enough money to hire a 24 hour nanny. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s charged with child endangerment after leaving the infant at a park like some unwanted pet because she was invited to a party at 1 Oak and her live-in sitter quit on short notice.

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