Heather Locklear Arrested, Has Still Got It

Ninety-four-year-old actress Heather Locklear turned many of you into men, but most likely turned the majority of your father’s into men. My dad certainly would go on about her, which is super gross. The Melrose Place and Spin City actress has had better days, and this weekend was arrested after attacking police officers responding to a domestic battery call from her boyfriend. If you are enough of a puss to call the police when a woman slaps you, then you deserve to be with someone like Locklear, who these days is looking like she could us an exorcist. Or, a detox. Sgt. Eric Buschow of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office had this to say about the arrest that went down at Locklear’s Thousand Oaks home:

She was extremely hostile and uncooperative and at one point became combative with the deputies.

The LA Times adds:

Additional deputies were called to the scene after Locklear started trying to fight with the law enforcement officers. She physically resisted arrest, and deputies struggled to get her into a patrol car.

That’s my girl. Don’t go down without a white trash fight. A decade ago Locklear was arrested for allegedly driving while high as a kite, and at the time was seen in a parking lot “…driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine — before driving away and stopping her car in the street.” I know you shouldn’t abuse people or drive on bath salts, but, does anyone else think Locklear seems kind of fun? It must be liberating to have nothing to live for.

Photo Credit: Ventura County Sheriff’s Office

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