Bella Thorne Sticky Again

It seems like just yesterday we were looking at a probably in danger but miraculously put together Bella Thorne twirling around in front of her old predator boyfriend on Instagram, but now she’s back to looking like a strung-out addict that Jesse Pinkman would turn down for looking too much like trailer trash. And basically it’s just a damn shame now that we know she has the ability to not look gross. The twenty-year-old’s brand is filming her fake tits in Kmart underwear with not quite enough good lighting or makeup to hide her cystic acne. Glamour.

In this Instagram video Thorne can be seen surrounded by piles of dirty clothes while releasing a primal scream that says to the world “I’m going to die of a drug overdose.” (Allegedly, don’t sue.) Of course the silver lining to taking drugs is that if you get hooked on the right ones you can have a kind of scary but kind of hot body, and that is definitely a crucial part of Thorne’s brand. Staple on some back alley tit bags and a sticky-looking D-list Instagram model is born.

BTW – for any of you who were raised on meth lab music like I was while growing up in Appalachia – I was going to say that Thorne was a Sammy Kershaw Queen of My Double Wide Trailer kind of girl, but Sammy is far too classy for Thorne, so I think THIS should be the official soundtrack to her life. It goes oddly well with the gifs and pretty much any documentation of Thorne ever.

Photo Credit: Instagram