Ariel Winter Still Auditioning For Dove

Okay already you’re hired. It’s been a while since we checked in on Ariel Winter, probably because once we got to know her mom Crystal we knew that Ariel wasn’t even the best Winter. But this whole time Ariel has been pounding her box in Instagram and Snapchat workout videos for any gyms, protein supplements, or weight loss shakes that will have her. To varying results obviously. If the Dove Herd hasn’t returned her calls yet, they certainly will after seeing this new set of vids, because Ariel’s ticking off all the boxes of the job requirement. Strong. Confident. Athletic. Fierce. Able to make normal objects appear adorable in her big meaty grasp.

The twenty-year-old Winter is kind of cool, because her whole approach to tackling the big loosely defined threat looming over women in Hollywood is to just show off her titties and ass. It’s basically verbatim Emily Ratajkowski’s platform, and even if seeing the top-heavy three-foot-tall Winter in skank dresses is more of a novelty verging on niche fetish, at least she’s not killing people like Rose McGowan. Although this ball’s days might be numbered.

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