Andy Dick Has Violent Meltdown, Duh

Andy Dick’s wife (???????) Lina Sved has come forward with allegations claiming that two weeks ago she found him screaming at their two children, surrounded by broken dishes. Sved is just a little late to the game in understanding that Dick is what they refer to in the medical community as “fucking insane” and was shocked enough by his erratic behavior – which allegedly included flipping over a table – to call the police and request a restraining order. Dick had to move out of their house and must keep a one hundred yard distance from Sved and their kids until the case proceeds in court. According to TMZ:

Lina says Andy said he was angry because the children — who are adults — were disrespecting him.

In her request for the restraining order she also describes a similar incident in January when Andy broke 2 windows to get in the house. Lina thinks Andy is bipolar and gets erratic and verbally abusive when he’s drinking.

Andy Dick bipolar? Jesus Lina would you mind telling my fortune? You’re obviously a prophet. Who would have ever thought that Andy Dick was bipolar. As I’ve stated before, Dick is a relic from that three week period in the 1990’s when manic midget man-children were all the rage, and now he and Tom Green and the rest of them are left to wanter Hollywood like stray dogs looking for food and shelter. And you know what stray dogs do when they get hungry. Throw temper tantrums like bitches. Honestly a good bet is that if someone is a comedian he at least has clinical depression, and when someone is consistently as unhinged as Dick, shocker, he’s definitely messed up in the head. And will probably take his own life. The depressed comedian is one of Hollywood’s great ironies. Nothing much sadder than the tears of a suicidal gay clown.

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