Kim Kardashian Flashes Tits On The Beach

Last week commenter Lara Croft responded to one of my posts with: “This site used to be about gorgeous women and big tits. What even is this? A piece of shit article about why you have a small dick? I mean, we know that, but jesus. Stick with what you know, Sam.” First off, I see you’ve been talking to your mom, second, she lied, it’s huge, and third, today half your wish is my command. Yesterday botched centaur Kim Kardashian was caught plopping through the sand with her nips exposed in a sheer shirt thing while posing for a photoshoot. While she’s far from gorgeous and barely counts as a human, she does have big tits. Like your mom.

The most jarring thing about seeing Kim Kardashian candids is being reminded of how drastic her body modification really is. Here Kardashian looks like if she sat on a thumbtack she’d squirt out about twenty pounds of goo, but even as recently as in her Calvin Klein kampaign released earlier this week, Kardashian looks only slightly hilarious. Which is even more confusing, because why would she endure whatever abomination of a back-alley procedure led to her unholy proportions just to have herself slimmed down in Photoshop? Or is she just super fat? Well, now that I’ve wet your whistle with this hot post, check out Kim Kardashian’s NSFEyeballs tits and ass by hitting the link below.

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