Rob Kardashian’s Very Lonely Christmas

Rob Kardashian managed to lose everything but weight this year. Gone is his television show, woman, child, mental health, and the majority of his money. That didn’t stop the human Teletubby from inviting the world in to look at his very sad and very isolated Christmas celebrations. A floor to ceiling Christmas tree that was certainly the display model at the nearest storewide closing Sears brings a brightness into a poorly lit living room. Most likely the gift barren tree is a metaphor for his current situation. Single and full of hope yet unproductive as far as achieving any desired results. Christmas is peak capitalism and no gifts mean no one loves you. 

The Kardashian family may be known for their elaborate holiday decorations, but this year, Rob Kardashian is keeping things simple.

On Monday, the 30-year-old reality star showed off his Christmas tree on Snapchat in a series of festive videos using the social media platform’s latest holiday filters.

“[Rob] only cares about Dream and loves spending time with her, but that’s about it,” the insider told PEOPLE earlier this month. “He doesn’t seem excited about anything else.”

According to the source, Kardashian — who has battled weight gain and depression — is “still struggling with his health.”

“He isn’t dating,” said the insider. “He keeps himself isolate and mostly socializes with his family.”

The source added that Kardashian’s mother Kris Jenner has been helping with Dream, and that Kardashian and Chyna, 29, are “still in disagreement when it comes to money.’ 

I’m currently counting down the days until Rob offs himself. The holidays can be a brutal time for loners. Maybe Blac Chyna can wrap up and return the manhood Rob was robbed of when she left with his child and money. She’s been a gold digging grinch all year and it wouldn’t kill her to be nice for a change. Or he can give the world the gift of more naughty Chyna photos. I’m up for either scenario really.  

Photo Credit: Snapchat / Pacific Coast News