Ric Flair Sex God, WOO!

You know you’re the man when your ESPN 30 for 30 focuses on your extracurriculars out of the ring. Drinking and jacking off was the Ric Flair way of life. Oh and he claims to have slept with more women than you’re willing to add up individually in one sitting. I bet choking your chicken twice a day was impressive pre free streaming porn days but there are 13-year-olds breaking those stats on average today. Jerk until it hurts became a right of passage right around the time when Ebaumsworld was actually funny and in a world where Buzzfeed didn’t exist. Then there’s the excessive drinking and women Flair was involved in. Which is the way most people have kids to begin with. Nothing too special there either. People don’t actually plan children. Most offspring are products of overindulgence and bad decisions. So thank you Ric for supporting the human race I guess. 

The former WWE star said he masturbated twice a day and drank alcohol every day for more than ten years in “Nature Boy.”

He added that over the years he’s slept with “maybe 10,000” women.

“I probably took it real serious for about a day… I mean, I tried, but it just – I was miserable,” Flair said about monogamy in the documentary.

Flair also told an eye-opening story about his drinking habits.

“I’ll drink at least 10 beers, and probably five mixed drinks (every day),” Nature Boy said to a sports psychologist in the 1980s.

“There was hardly a day that he went without having at least several drinks. You can be an alcoholic and be fully functional. I never saw him show up at the show inebriated, but Flair could drink. How he still has a liver, I don’t know.”

Flair survived a death scare in August after suffering from “multiple organ problems.”

Are we shocked that a lifetime of irresponsible drinking led to health problems later in life? Nature Boy was known for having a luxurious lifestyle but now he wants sympathy for the results of irreversible damage done to himself by himself. There’s two types of alcoholics. One that drinks because he hates his life, wife, and kids. Then one that drinks because there’s nothing else to do. You can’t win for most of your life having women, money, and everything else under the sun that a man can ask for and then be sad the reaper is coming to repossess your life earlier than expected. Take that sickness in stride. WOO! Be the best liver ruined, WOO!, wheelchair rolling, WOO!, in need of an accessible ramp everywhere son of a gun the world has ever seen.