Mick Jag Scores 23-Year-Old Shag

Around age 70 is when most rolling stones stop running to the next. Not Mick Jagger. Why finally grow out of your love them and leave them phase if 23-year-olds still want your bratwurst? When you’re 74 you should be on an oxygen tank, not on Cialis humping the hottie less than half your age. But when you’re Jagger you’re a legend that’s not bound by the laws of life and impervious to attributes often associated with old age. The woman he’s hooking up with now is film producer Noor Alfallah. Mick is on his way out while Noor is on her way up. Of course this is true love. They’re not using each other at all. I? would also like to note I’ve never heard of Noor until media’s mention of Mick’s stick giving the girl a billy club bedroom beat down. 

Mick Jagger is dating Noor Alfallah — a film producer who is 51 years younger than him. A source has confirmed to Us Weekly that the couple are dating and have been seeing each other for a little over a month.

Brett Ratner was the man allegedly responsible for the matchmaking. Who wouldn’t jump at the chance to date his leftovers because platonic friendship doesn’t exist between men and women unless one is an uggo. There’s only so many times “just colleagues” can go for a joint Starbucks run before it turns into fulfilling fetishes and fantasies in the parking lot. It’s not like you need to ask how she feels about being passed off like property either. According to Hollywood film producers chicks dig men who are in charge. These women just can’t say no. Allegedly. Now Noor is in the hands of Mick who hasn’t directed a major Hollywood motion picture. This fact guarantees he only enjoys consensual intercourse and not asking aspiring actresses if they would watch him have a wank in the shower. Jagger really knows how to enjoy life. Because when you live life to the fullest why not go out with a bang. Literally dying during orgasm at an old age sounds like the best way to go. It’ll make one hell of a story she won’t forget but she knew what she was getting into. And the age of the guy she let get into her. 

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