Kevin Spacey Seeking Treatment For Boy Hole Addiction

Right on cue, child molester to the star Kevin Spacey has announced that he and his wig will be seeking treatment for addiction to boy holes. Spacey was recently exposed for previously propositioning, and plopping on top of, then fourteen-year-old Broadway starlet Anthony Rapp when Spacey was twenty-six-years-old. Spacey’s original response to the allegations doubled as the sloppiest coming out manifesto of all time – in which he used his homosexuality to explain away his unique Broadway youth program – so this time around he’s letting his representative do the talking:

Kevin Spacey is taking the time necessary to seek evaluation and treatment. No other information is available at this time.

Offending celebrities seek prerequisite treatment for what ails them after letting their true colors shine brightly during public snafus. Racist rants, misogynistic behavior, full-blown rape, child molesting, and a grab bag of other oops, did I do that? moments can be overcome with the ubiquitous cure-all of “treatment.” Obviously they’re all still racist and rapey when they come out the other side, but at least the public can assuage feelings of guilt while supporting the stars’ next projects. Mel Gibson stomached receiving an Academy Award nomination in 2016 from dirty money-grubbing Jews? What a cross to bear. Standing ovation is in order.

The ugly truth in Spacey’s case is difficult to swallow – something he knows a thing or two about – and involves the gross fact people are attracted to young taint. If that sentiment disgusts you, it’s because it describes you. In the 2006 flick Notes on a Scandal, Cate Blanchette’s character boinks her fifteen-year-old student, and when her husband finds out, he shouts:

Who’s ever wanted someone who’s young? Everyone sometime – Everyone thinks ab[out it]. But they… deal with it.

They freaking deal with it. But Spacey didn’t. And most stars don’t. The entitlement and delusion that comes with celebrity blur the lines between fantasy and reality, and yeah, fantasies are usually foul. Disney and Nickelodeon don’t parade around teen stars in tit and dick huggers for the amusement of children. Casey might have to be castrated before he’s no longer attracted to underage boys, like any man poking around Ariel Winters’ Instagram when she was seventeen, if she wasn’t fat and a whore, so I call major bullshit on this treatment thing. Stars don’t need treatment. They need to be held accountable for acting on impulse. Something that we honestly won’t see in our lifetime. Spacey committed a crime plain and simple, and finding himself while sipping herbal tea during five hundred dollars an hour therapy sessions isn’t going to change that. Or in terms that Spacey can use during his next Hollywood party – Kids, the word of the day is “accountability.”       

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