Kevin Spacey Now Walks the ‘Gentle Path’

Kevin Spacey was spotted by paparazzi slogging his yoga mat and juice around the Meadows rehab clinic in Arizona. This is the go-to sex addiction clinic for famous people running from shame and criminal charges. Harvey Weinstein was reported to have checked into Meadows last month. Tiger Woods fled there initially after his wife found out he was banging the babysitter and ninety-nine porn stars.

The Meadows clinic runs a program called “Gentle Path”, which is a 45-day commitment to no sex and applied arts therapy. You’d imagine most of the pictures in painting class are of women’s pussies. The pottery class, also pussies. Don’t ask about sculpting. It’s reductive. Stay on the path. If you can afford the fifty grand, you’re likely to get a certificate absolving you of all those boys you groped and assaulted.

Spacey’s obligatory apology after being outed contained the cliche reference to taking time off to reflect and re-organize his life. This would be to shift focus away from forcibly grappling teen cock and to things such as walks in the park, but not within 500 feet of children.

The rehab is clearly more cover and crock than solution and recovery. There is no known remedy for wanting to get-off in the specific way you really like to get-off. That’s why the more common gentle path for pedos is long-term incarceration. The recidivism rates are ridiculous.

The hero to goat transition time in Hollywood these days is measured in hours. It’s unclear what six weeks in Arizona can do to a man who’s spent a lifetime unapologetically sticking his hand in men’s pants, but you figure the golf game has to improve.

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