Emilia Clarke Doesn’t Want You To Think Game Of Thrones Is Hot

The Renaissance fair sex party known as Game of Thrones has become the go-to series for interfamily dark castle fucking, but one of the show’s biggest stars, Emilia Clarke, isn’t here for your living room erection. Daenerys Targaryen Mother of Boobs herself opens up to Harper’s Bazaar about the sexualization of Game of Thrones – a series that, with a lesser budget and decreased star power, could be called Erotic Games Of Medieval Times and be found airing on Cinemax at three in the morning:

I’m starting to get really annoyed about this stuff now because people say, ‘Oh, yeah, all the porn sites went down when Game of Thrones came back on…’ There are so many shows centered around this very true fact that people reproduce. People f**k for pleasure—it’s a part of life.

Daenerys was most recently a very generous auntie to her rascal nephew Jon Snow (Kit Harrington) when she porked him good in the sac. And all your aunt is getting you for Christmas is a pair of socks. If Clarke didn’t think the scene would make a splash on the Internet, she really hasn’t seen porn, a good chunk of which does indeed place family members of some capacity together once another sort of family member leaves the room. “My Step Brother Fucked Me In Front Of My Step Cousin Behind My Step Father’s Back!” The “Step” is included for litigious reasons, but we all know what people want. To fuck their moms.

Getting back on track, the gorgeous Clarke, who most men would lose a nut for, claims that she doesn’t have the look to be the lead hot character, and instead apparently should be playing a grandma or coke whore:

It pushed me into another casting type; forced me to be an actor. Instead of playing Juliet and doing the light, airy stuff, I would be the granny who cracks wise, or a down-and-out hooker who has seen better days.

Having a beautiful face with only a minor teeth situation and perfect tits is a curse. What can I say. Is any rich hot famous person in Hollywood not damned by the gods? Partway through Game of Thrones Clarke declared that she was done going nude on the series, only to whip ’em out in grand fashion in front of a huge crowd of people in season six. CFNM, Public Nudity. And then she banged her nephew. Incest. For as much as Clarke claims to not like the sexual attention, she’s certainly ticking off all the keywords on Pornhub.   

^{Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar}