Chris Brown Wants To Test Drive JLo

Chris Brown has done what most average men can’t. Sell millions of records and go full Eddie Gordo on his girlfriend and only get probation. Getting a super kick from a super star is no joke when it’s Chris Brown. He’s been backflipping since he was born. When it comes to domestic violence he’s more than a formidable foe if his fists or feet are anywhere close enough to reach your face. Luckily for him no woman forged against him will prosper in dismantling his celebrity status. He’s proven that he’s able to beat a face, beat a case, and continue on with his career. He’s claiming that he’s a changed man and now has his eyes set on JLo. It’s noteworthy to mention the girl he dated after beating Rihanna currently has a restraining order against him. Not the best topic to lead with when attempting to convince JLo to take off her clothes for you. 

Chris Brown has the hots for Jennifer Lopez and he’s not afraid to say it.

“J.Lo’s bad, man,” Brown told to Angie Martinez on Monday. “I like you. And I want you.”

When Martinez brought up their age gap, which is 20 years, 28-year-old Brown didn’t waver in his love.

“She can get it any time. Seventy years old, I don’t even care,” he said with a laugh.

Lopez is currently in a relationship with Alex Rodriguez. So he’ll have to wait in line like everyone else fantasizing about having sex with her. She’s hot and she’s aging well, but I’m pretty sure the thought of a potential black eye after an outburst doesn’t make her wet. There’s a thin line between rough sex and domestic violence. Maybe kiss her first before you RKO her. 

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