Bob Saget Put A Ring On It

Watching Bob Saget tell dirty jokes during a stand up for the first time gifted me with the same feelings the time I learned Bill Cosby was sticking his pudding pop where it doesn’t belong. Confusing yet amusing and definitely one for the books. Bob is currently continuing his quest of “things the world didn’t know Saget was capable of” by marrying blogger Kelly Rizzo. She’s another attractive woman involved in career choices that aren’t actually real. She was a realtor before writing words on the internet and booking Bob for dick appointments. Bob is an iconic entertainer. Her claim to fame is being a food and music enthusiast. Wow, “famous” for specializing in two areas 99.9% of this world actively enjoys. Not an actual chef or musician but she has an opinion and will blog about it. At age 38 she’s very doable, so I’m guessing that counts for something. Between active Fuller House checks and Full House past payments Bob has more than enough money to pay his and her bills. Why not tie the knot when you’re 61. Life is pretty much a game of Russian roulette every time you close your eyes after 50. Having some eye candy to wake up to won’t hurt. 

The “Full House” star announced the engagement Tuesday in a totally most Saget way. After a double date with Kelly, pals Katie Killean and ex-“Seinfeld” producer George Shapiro — he captioned this shot, “In case you’re wondering, we were celebrating our engagement — and I know George and I will be very happy together.”

This counts as an upgrade for Saget. His old fling he gave a ring to still dresses like an extra in Stranger Things. Sometimes you have to do what’s best for yourself and leave someone you promised to love forever in 1997 with a divorce. Love used to not cost a thing. But fortunately now you can pay for it and buy a better model when the old one gets outdated.