Caitlyn Hid Her Dick Snip From Kim

It’s a sad day for any celebrity when someone who has been like a father to you for the first half of their life becomes your other mother for the second half. Even a google search quickly corrects and reminds you that your old dad is your new mom number two. Bruce doesn’t exist anymore and neither does a healthy relationship between Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner. It was the season premiere for the Kim show and in order to sustain ratings the Kardashian’s needed a sacrifice. And even though Kim went on record about being hopeful to reestablish a relationship, ratings will always matter more in the Kardashian household. Caitlyn Jenner is basically being cut off from the family just like her old no longer needed male genitalia. Kim and Khloe called Caitlyn a “bad person” and “liar.” Pot calling the kettle black. 

Khloe went on to brand Caitlyn a ‘bad, mean person’, while Kim was quick to call her a ‘liar’. With things going from bad to worse, Kim then revealed she had read about Caitlyn’s gender reassignment confession on the news – with shocked sister Kourtney asking: ‘So that means they snipped?’ ‘Yeah they snipped. But why couldn’t she say that to us?’ Kim asked, clearly upset. Kim then insisted that Caitlyn’s approach to everything is ‘woe is me, woe is me’ — with Khloe adding in an exaggerated voice: ‘I’m the victim and they don’t want to see me!’

The Kardashian Klan is experiencing a gridlock of sorts during this civil war. Kim’s comments must dance around directly coming off as being upset over her father figure becoming trans. Being labeled a transphobic celebrity in 2017 is a death sentence. Not only will you have a plethora of angry posts on Tumblr explaining why their feelings matter more than your opinions, but people also won’t buy your overpriced merchandise anymore. And when you’re famous for absolutely nothing that’s all you have. The house of Kardashian is beginning to finally fall in the top spot for this reality TV game of thrones. Kylie Jenner’s show ended up being a flop, Blac Chyna is milking Rob for his seeds and silver, and now Bruce’s tell-all book has earned him more than enough troops from the trans community. There might be the equivalent of a red wedding this season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Sponsored by Kotex.