Jim Parson’s Huge Payday

If you’re a straight white male involved in the entertainment business in 2017 it’s basically you versus everyone else at this point. Life already has been a competition since birth but the recent amendments to the oppression Olympics constitution have made everything that much harder. To even be able to contend for gold you must have something about you to label as a life handicap. And even though the majority of American society doesn’t bat an eye at anyone being gay anymore, you’re still looked at as the underdog. Win win. The phrase being gay for pay isn’t just for shaming straight male porn stars anymore, if you’re smart it can land you highest paid male TV actor like Jim Parsons. 

Jim Parsons is topping Forbes‘ list of the highest paid actors in television! Jim edged out his co-stars thanks to his endorsement deals, including one with Intel. He is also now an executive producer on the spinoff series Young Sheldon.

Sofia Vergara, the highest paid actress in television, out-earned Jim Parsons, the highest paid actor, by $14 million this year, according to Forbes — a unique accomplishment in the entertainment industry as male actors often capture higher salaries and higher paying roles.

Even though Jim is utilizing his oppressed class status to the fullest, he is still a man at the end of the day. And there is no class that is oppressed more than attractive big bosomed women. That’s why Sofia Vergara made $14 million dollars more than Jim this year to solidify her spot as highest paid on TV in both gender classes. Bazinga! When you have to fight through a flood of men assaulting you with compliments about how good you look it can be classified as mentally abusive. Sofia deserves every last penny of her money to help heal after breaking through that glass ceiling. Take your pants off Sofia. I need to see proof that you don’t have penis due to the way you defeated and surpassed the women’s wage gap. 

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