Jamie Lee Curtis Struggling

Former pop star Katy Perry has been toying with various looks since coming out as the wokest in all the land for her Witness album blowout, and these pics from the set of Wednesday’s Good Morning America reveal that she settled on Jamie Lee Curtis’ take on a technicolor Blair Witch. It’s sad what surgeons are willing to do these days. Perry was plighted with being a gorgeous, highly-bangable starlet back in her Reddi-wip tit days, and recently addressed her woes by becoming the elegant spikey-haired lezbot wannabe we see today. 

Perry is taking her unbridled vocal talent to the American Idol reboot, where she will be able to give hot tips to aspiring stars. Be tone deaf. Get everyone to hate you. Make ugly shoes. Ta-da. While the short-haired rebirth is a staple for celebrity reinvention, somehow Perry’s looks significantly worse than, everyone’s? I always figured the point was to appear zany, carefree, and terrible, but to still get peens wet. I’m looking at the mentally handicapped Golden Girl who didn’t make it, and I now have lifelong ED. Maybe what we’re supposed to “Witness” is a complete public meltdown. Now I get it. 

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