Gabrielle Union Rim Job Advocate

Equal opportunity anilingus is upon us and Gabrielle Union is leading the charge. Fearless when it comes to using her tongue to speak on sexually adventurous topics or french kissing the fart box, Union is about to become the face of a revolution. The equality started with women going dutch on dinner, now they’re offering to go down and around the corner after dessert. Late night fourth meals mean more than going to Taco Bell now that women are craving rump roast. DJ Sway’s radio show is what led to the ass eating cat getting out of the bag. Her argument during the interview was at a very biblical angle. Do unto others as you would wish they would do unto you. Apparently munching butt is covered in that proverb. The more you know. 

Gabby appeared on “Sway in the Morning” and talked openly about sex — and that’s when tossed salads appeared on the menu. 

Dwyane Wade‘s wife says even though men will deny it, they enjoy a little backdoor love from women … and they’re singing a completely different tune in the bedroom. 

While most may dismiss her comments as tongue in cheek, I really believe she likes having her tongue in some cheeks. Gabrielle Union went from being cheated on to wedding bells. Relationships are all about having an edge over the competition. If she’s able to make her NBA player husband feel liberated by licking other areas after a 2 hour professional basketball game she deserves him more than any groupie. 

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