Crystal Hefner Wasn’t In Hef’s Will, But Still Cashing In

Hugh Hefner was more than just a man, he became a lifestyle. He was a pioneer in pseudo porn back when seeing a perky pair wasn’t so readily available as it is today with the internet. Playboy created more careers than the people it allegedly pissed off. Which the majority just happened to be the many unattractive women who never got an invite to be featured in the digital or print version of Playboy. Too many women objectify themselves for free online. Hugh Hefner just had a check and connections that could launch a career for these same women who classify as “Instagram models.” Unsure of themselves feminist even came out of the closet to protest a dead man that could no longer defend himself from accusations of misogyny and objectification. Typical. People actually forget that you’re alive until someone tweets that they’ve found you unresponsive upstairs with the TV still on. 

As quickly as Hugh Hefner said “I Do,” he rolled out a plan to make sure his wife would be provided for when he dies … a plan that included a sick pad and MILLIONS. TMZ obtained the deed to a Hollywood Hills home that is held in trust … a trust controlled by Crystal Harris. Hef bought the 5,900 square foot house for her back in 2013. And get this … sources familiar with Hef’s estate plan tell us he also left Crystal $5 million. Based on what we know, the deal is part of a prenup Hef and Crystal signed before they got hitched in 2012. As for the house … it’s got 4 bedrooms, 5 baths and an infinity pool.

Cue the randomly triggered misogynistic inspired outrage of women who probably never even picked up the magazine any duration during their entire lifetime. Even with an airtight prenup Hefner’s 31-year-old wife Crystal Harris will receive a multi-million dollar property and an additional $5 million in her account. That’s not too bad of a deal for sucking saggy balls until Hugh kicked the bucket. Or maybe it was true love. They say women mature faster than men. So a 91-year-old man and 31-year-old woman are mentally the same age, because science. 

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