Bella Thorne Not Retouched, Not Perfect, Get Used To It

Your wifey said I’m looking like a whole snack 😉

A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Sep 29, 2017 at 11:23am PDT

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of makeup applied with a spackling tool. The nineteen-year-old social media star is no longer just a role model for slutty Kentucky teens who shoplift tube tops from Sears. She’s a role model for slutty Kentucky teens who shoplift tube tops from Sears who also accept their flaws. Guessing they have plenty. Thorne took to Instagram for her h8er-slamming manifesto:

I specifically asked for no re touching on this photo (below,) and lemme tell you I have insecurities, about pretty much everything. That’s natural & that’s human. You might look at this photo and think oh shush bella, but just know everytime someone looks in the mirror they simply don’t see what everyone else sees. Know that it’s completely normal to feel insecure and it’s accepted. honestly I wish everyone talked more about their insecurities so more people in the world could know they aren’t alone. That it’s ok. As a public persona you know naturally that everytime you shoot with a magazine there is always small retouching. Cuz yeah if they show my acne scars or a wrinkle in my forehead or my teeth aren’t perfectly white, people will look at the photo and say no she’s not perfect and usually most people don’t want the public trashing and I get it, But fuck it I’m here to tell you that’s right I’m not FUCKING PERFECT. IM A HUMAN BEING AND IM REAL. So hip hop your asses over the fence and GET OVER IT. @gqmexico

We’re all aware that you’re not perfect. But thanks for the reminder. Thorne’s sloppy version of whatever the Dove manatees were trying to cook up is so half-assed and transparent that I assumed headlines would go in on her for being a pandering, shameless fame ho. Instead, she proves the not-Photoshopped-but-maybe-a-little-Photoshopped train is full steam ahead, with media outlets praising her ability to go there. At least Chrissy Teigen can produce some brave cellulite for a picture. Thorne is a waxy mess with looks only obtainable with the assistance of a Tijuana plastic surgeon equipped with craft scissors and Super Glue. If this is what you look like without Photoshop, seek help.  

I specifically asked for no re touching on this photo, and lemme tell you I have insecurities, about pretty much everything. That’s natural & that’s human. You might look at this photo and think oh shush bella, but just know everytime someone looks in the mirror they simply don’t see what everyone else sees. Know that it’s completely normal to feel insecure and it’s accepted. honestly I wish everyone talked more about their insecurities so more people in the world could know they aren’t alone. That it’s ok. As a public persona you know naturally that everytime you shoot with a magazine there is always small retouching. Cuz yeah if they show my acne scars or a wrinkle in my forehead or my teeth aren’t perfectly white, people will look at the photo and say no she’s not perfect and usually most people don’t want the public trashing and I get it, But fuck it I’m here to tell you that’s right I’m not FUCKING PERFECT. IM A HUMAN BEING AND IM REAL. So hip hop your asses over the fence and GET OVER IT. @gqmexico

A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Sep 28, 2017 at 12:51pm PDT

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