Tomi Lahren, Foxy Lady Contributor

The televised brothel full of blondes has recently reached out to Tomi Lahren to join their team. I’m not as interested in what comes out of her mouth at Fox as I am as interested as what goes in her mouth at Fox. Whatever political gang affiliation you fall under, we can come together to agree Fox News is basically an on-air Playboy mansion with journalistic intentions. But Hugh Heff always kept his hens in line. Fox News on the other hand got put on the front page for a slew of sex scandals. If that information didn’t deter the conservative political commentator then we may have an understanding on why she took the position. And filling the position of servicing multiple people on camera in a chair may have another meaning at Fox. Either way both options have the potential to be lucrative careers. 

Fox News Channel has signed right-wing commentator Tomi Lahren as a contributor; she will make her debut on Hannity. Lahren will have a “signature” role on an FNC digital product currently in development, FNC said, and will provide commentary on the network’s “opinion” programming — primarily Sean Hannity’s program.

Her first day as contributor she managed to ruffle feathers of the outrage culture that lives on the surface of the internet lying in wait to be upset over anything. I honestly believe that’s why she was able to land the job. She’s a pretty face to stir the pot. Mainstream media has become so stale and basically has to keep up with the only thing most younger Americans care to focus on, celebrity news and internet challenges. Someone get Tomi a Fox News franchise deal. If you’re going to incessantly report unstimulating “newsworthy” stories at least have the hot blonde stay awhile to keep me from changing the channel. 

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