Shkreli’s Clinton Hair Joke Lands Him Back in the Can

Martin Shkreli’s the friend of a friend from drunk teen days who you laughed at for his attention seeking antics, then hung out with one time when you were sober and realized he was super annoying and you wanted to clock him. Clowns serve a very limited purpose.

During his time out on $5 million bail awaiting sentencing in his securities fraud conviction, Shkreli couldn’t help but continue to mix it up on social media. At some point, Shkreli offered a bounty of five grand for each strand of Hillary Clinton hair somebody could grab. Clinton’s been one of Shkreli’s repeat targets for his zingers, though the hair thing is an odd one. Odd enough that the judge found it to be an “online threat” and revoked Shkreli’s bail.

Shkreli claimed his bounty post was in jest. He also claimed it was in response to the Clinton Foundation being willing to kill to protect its secrets. None of which goes to explain the weird hair thing or how it would stop the Clintons from assassinating their loose cannons.

Everybody was itching to get Shkreli back in the pen. He has no known actual supporters. It was only a matter of time before he self-destructed himself out of his freedom. He’s that crazy fucking annoying high school kid. His capture and expulsion for something idiotic is inevitable. 

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