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Scarlett Johansson Seals Divorce Deal, Free Woman

September 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

I don’t understand the logic of celebrities getting married. Most average people fail at marriage. Adding millions of dollars to that equation only makes both individuals more eligible to pay in full for a hitman when your partner wants to walk away from such a sacred union. For forever or until death do us part. Death from natural causes may be implied but a sniper seems to suffice as a loophole if your significant other is a little loopy. But if Scarlett Johansson was on your hit list of celebrity women you secretly wished to sleep with now is the time to shoot your shot. The divorce from Romaine Dauriac is final. 

Johansson and Dauriac married in October 2014, in Montana, and separated the summer of 2016. Previously, she was married to Ryan Reynolds, from 2008 until their divorce in 2011.

I believe Scarlett looked better with more hair on her head. Mostly because she didn’t look like she was about to fight Sylvester Stallone. Nothing worse than having your dream girl turn into a nightmare and killing the wood in the process. I can’t continue to fantasize about her new look giving me E.D. and her constantly repeating “if it dies, it dies” as I wake up in a cold sweat. She claims the reason for the divorce is because the marriage was “irretrievably broken,” just like my heart was when her barber gave her a Boystown, Chicago cut. Now with a divorce from her husband, it’s only a matter of time before she’s caught kissing girls like Katy. 

Click here to see her naked pics 

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