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Russell Brand Gets Married
September 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments
I’ve always been skeptical about celebrities that come from the U.K. because of my upbringing. So I have a natural affinity for distrusting men with long hair who consume entirely too much tea. It’s doesn’t help much either when men like that believe people like Katy Perry can equal marriage material. Russell Brand even found a way to come out on top at dating down. He married lifestyle blogger and homemaker Laura Gallacher.
Brand has been keeping much of his personal life with Gallacher and their daughter, Mabel, off of social media, but BBC News reports that he briefly spoke about his marriage on his Radio X podcast, saying “I’m living a married life now…I’m domestic.” Once a lover of the spotlight, Brand has been a bit more private since he started dating Gallacher, a lifestyle blogger, in 2015. The couple welcomed their first child in November 2016.
If someone where to ask me what Russell Brand does I’d have a hard time answering them. I know he speaks and sometimes people laugh. But downgrading from pop star Perry to someone who considers work writing about not working is no laughing matter. It’s practically the last call before kicking the can to any celebrity career. Russell and Laura chose to wed the same weekend Katy hosted the VMAs. It managed to make no one jealous or care. Katy just looks like she offers crazy sex while a lifestyle blogger may have too many hard limits when you try to go 50 Shades of Grey. Russell made his bed, now he can lay in it. And his new wife can blog about it. As boring as that may be. Welcome back to the middle class Brand. It’s everything you never wanted and what everyone already here tries to escape from by working two jobs and endless overtime.
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