Paris Jackson’s Tattooed Tatas

Troubled teens and tattoos typically go hand in hand. What other options of self-expression do you really have when your dad is dead. Paris Jackson is dealing with her problems by becoming an avatar. Not the indigenous blue people of Pandora, more like the last airbender kind. There are two types of self aware individuals. Those that are like Elon Musk having billions and brains to back up their very cuckoo to common folk existential theories. And then there are low brow celebrities that barely passed high school who attend spiritual retreats and get their trendy beliefs about humanity tattooed on their body. Paris is of the latter. And in all honesty, I’d rather listen to what her thoughts on conscious existence, because she looks better explaining it with a shirt off than Elon Musk ever would.

The 19-year-old model and daughter of the late Michael Jackson posted on her Instagram Stories feed Saturday a censored topless photo of herself sporting a fresh tattoo of a line of chakra symbols running down her sternum.She also shared a pic of the grisly aftermath, showing her dressed with her tattoo covered in a plastic transparent bandage and writing, “Secreting blood n plasma everywhere.”

Chakras tattooed in-between tits are meant to be shown off, at the least. Most teenage girls try to find themselves in the privacy of their own bedroom. Paris is a little more open minded about that concept. She is a free spirit offering free love to anyone willing to unlock the hidden eighth chakra. Chlamydia. But Paris still claims giving the world a glance at her Gerber servers is not sexual at all. And that freeing the nipple is empowering to all women. With that type of mentality, I hope she’s never in a position to need a real job. Because flashing your high beams for empowerment purposes on social media is the quickest way to get that creepy guy at work to follow you home. 

See the “topless” pics here, no nips though