Female Mad Pooper Continues To Flee From Police Captivity

I love a cool nickname. They always have captivating backstories about their origin. But any woman who tells me she’s been dubbeded the “mad pooper” can get none of my attention at the shindig. I don’t judge but scat is just not my scene. Maybe golden showers have become more mainstream after R. Kelly, and the occasional Roman shower is unavoidable. But a feces fetish is on another planet out of this world off limits. Some Colorado Springs woman who enjoys exhibiting her excrement as much as she loves a good jog through the park has decided to combine the two activities. 

Mrs Budde told news station KKTV she has confronted the woman. “So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious?’ Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’ “I thought for sure she’s mortified, it’s an accident, she’ll go get a dog bag, clean it up and never run here again. Not the case.”

Mrs Budde added: “Two other times we’ve caught her – caught her yesterday – she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching. “I put a sign on the wall that’s like, ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.'”

Maybe this woman is one half of the two girls one cup duo and she’s looking to attract another mate. Or maybe she’s just homeless and Starbucks won’t let her use their bathroom because they couldn’t scrub the stench of failed human from the walls last time. That “for customers only” sign is PC for not a bum bathroom. Everyone automatically assumes anyone living outside for extended periods of time does heroin. Which is mostly true. But wouldn’t you do it too if you were forced into a permanent camping lifestyle. You may not have to worry about bears but you do have to worry about some other vagrant stabbing you in your sleep to steal your shopping cart full of worthless shit. This lady shitting in the front lawns of people who have homes and working toilets is just a small reminder for them to check their privilege.