Kim Kardashian On Nudity: “I Don’t Know What The Age Cutoff Is”

Kim Kardashian’s fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did her sex tape come out? Then. Kardashian also saddles her ass up to the “Stars: They’re Just Like Pus” bandwagon favored by her Jenndashian brothel mates. Relatability leads to consumer trust leads to more Insta sales leads to more money to keep her ass looking like a children’s bounce house.

Here’s Kim on how her and gay husband Kanye West aren’t about the material world:

We don’t do gifts…. [Kanye and I] talk about it all the time, about not getting too much and trying to be as grounded and well rounded as possible….I don’t like presents anymore. We just did absolutely nothing [for our anniversary]. We spent two days in Santa Barbara, and we slept…You know what? I think we went to IHOP. That’s what we did.

If I’m trash that eats at IHOP, and Kardashian is trash that eats at IHOP, then I should buy protein supplement snack packs from her Instagram. On staying too late to the nudity fair:

I’m like, I’m going to tone it down. But then I’m like, Wait, I can’t be doing it in 10 years, so—I might as well. I don’t know what the age cutoff is.

On a precious moment that never happened between Kim and child North West following the Paris robbery:

She gave me a little plastic treasure box, and she put her little jewels in it—like fake little plastic jewels—and she was like, ‘Mommy, this will keep you safe when you go to Paris.’ To have something really sweet like that is more important to me than all the jewelry.

And on an actual quote from Kim in the Allure interview:

I’m, like, the most fit I’ve ever been.

Well now I can’t trust anything.

^{Photo Credit: Allure}