KFC Heiress Has a Snack Pack for You

Crossover careers aren’t uncommon for CEOs and anyone else with a ton of money. Jimmy Iovine joined Apple, Ford has acquired a fashion marketing guru, and KFC millionaire heiress Kaila Methven is now into making lingerie. Kaila has the body of someone who never got high off her own supply. Her dad owned a chicken supplying conglomerate,  but bodies like hers come from the strict abstinence of buckets filled with fried chicken and french fries. So getting involved in lingerie seemed a little more up her avenue than the management of meat. Now she’s interested in investing in a different type of meat with her thighs, legs, and breasts wrapped neatly in a better package than KFC could ever offer. 

The bombshell blonde’s family formerly owned The Rainbow Unlimited Chicken Company (RLC), which at one point supplied 90 percent of KFC’s poultry. With the beaucoup bucks she inherited from her family’s sale of RLC shares in 1991, Kaila has put her time and effort into a much sexier pursuit: a luxury lingerie company. 

She has European fashion degrees for validity in backing her bid to become best lingerie designer. But the way teachers have been sleeping with students I don’t know how much of that degree was earned. There’s no telling what type of freakiness she’s into when she’s literally the female Christian Grey. I’m ready willing and able to sign a ten year contract of exclusive torture in her chambers. Just as long as using hot chicken grease as lube isn’t an everyday thing. That’ll be one of my hard limits.

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