Brian Austin Green Defends His Kinder

Rounding down, zero percent of the population gives a crap how you dress your about to turn five year old. Short of some kind of expletive on a t-shirt which alerts zero tolerance principals and PTA moms, who comments on a kindergartners’ clothes?

Before it became an obvious virtue signal, your little boy could be put in a dress on a silly Saturday by his little sister and nobody thought much of it. To pretend it is similarly insignificant symbolism in celebrity Hollywood of 2017 is the naive messaging of a guy who hasn’t worked in twenty years.

Brian Austin Green somehow convinced Megan Fox to marry him, support him and his son from a previous marriage, and make three more babies to lock that shit down. He’s rarely heard from these days, save to defend his little son Noah from taking heat for dressing like a princess in photos. 

“And it’s dresses or goggles or slippers, whatever. It’s his life. They’re not my clothes.”

The “it’s his life” slogan regarding celebrity kids applies to boys wearing dresses and not much else. Let’s see what happens when the boy tantrums for a Trump Fathead in his room. Parents don’t actually let their five year olds make decisions beyond maybe the kind of sandwich they want for lunch. Practically and technically, it would be insane. 

This kid doesn’t buy his own clothes and likely isn’t dressing himself. Not in princess costumes. If your fifteen-year old son wants to wear a dress to high school, so be it. Let him know the risks and tell him you love him no matter what. If he’s five, you say no, when you’re fifteen you can decide for yourself if you want to break your father’s heart. That seems to work for 99-percent of parents. 

It’s more than clear that the Brentwood set are using this gender ambiguity and crossdressing of their kids, if not grade school transgender hormone regiments, both consciously and intentionally. If there was some honesty behind the political opportunism, at least you could debate. This bullshit defense that the young kids are independently making these gender bending decisions is pure cowardice.

This is the kind of thinking you might hear from your buddies if you went to work each day. Less so when life consists of helping the domestic staff sort the dry cleaning.

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