Billy Bush’s Wife Tosses 20 Years Of Marriage Into The Bushes

Most politicians can get caught with their private parts in another woman that’s not their wife and still deny all wrong doing. If you’re one of the unlucky ones to get caught simply state “define sexual relations” like the great leader of our nation Bill Clinton once did. I’m aware sex ed was more primitive from his era but a hummer still puts points on the “counts as sex” scoreboard. Blowies are slightly more intimate than a handshake even though they’re just as common. But I can see how Bill could have been confused because that’s how you say hello in hooker. Now Bill Bush is catching collateral damage just from a conversation about banging broads. One half of the participants in the infamous “grab her by the pussy” pow wow went on to become president. The other lost his marriage to Sydney Davis. 

Billy Bush and his wife of 20 years have called it quits … TMZ has confirmed. Billy had a rough 2016 after a video surfaced showing then-Presidential candidate Donald Trump talking to Billy about trying to bang chicks back in 2005. Trump referred to the conversation as “locker room talk.”

Women are way too sensitive. 20 years is too much time to throw away over being offended about a conversation. The sacred institution of marriage is hanging on by a thread only because prostitution in America is still illegal. It’s way more efficient. Why willingly risk being legally obligated to owing a woman half of all your shit you worked years for just because she has a vagina. Which you would no longer have visitation rights to after a divorce. Alpha male locker room conversation may hurt a few feelings. But I never heard a woman say quiet Conner with the khakis in accounting makes my pussy purr.

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