17-Year Old Kelsey Anderson Claims Her Teacher Shamed Her Big Jugs

While America’s high schools are busy with teachers banging students and underaged tranny bathroom construction, nobody should overlook the large wave of student dress code protests. Students bitching about dress codes is nothing new. It dates back a half century or so when kids began dressing shitty for school because they suddenly could. The new part is the parents backing their participation trophy kids. Anybody over about thirty would laugh at the idea of your parent coming to get you in trouble at the principal’s office and siding with you over the principal.

Kelsey Anderson is your typical Missouri teen too large for her choice of wardrobe. Is that body shaming or an accurate bio-social description? Kind of in the eye of the beholder.

According to Anderson’s mom, Melissa Barber, the gaunt one with the sallow eyes in the photos, her daughter was called out by a female teacher in class for being dressed inappropriately and violating the school’s clothing policy. More specifically, an outraged Barber claims the teacher told her daughter basically your boobs are big and you need to pick out better tops that don’t show some much cleavage. Also, your kind of fat for those jeans as I can see where you future out of wedlock babies are going to come from.

Barber claims the teacher said this about her daughter in front of the entire class. That part does seem rude. Though it was a class called “Child Development” which bears more explanation.

Naturally, the story progressed into Barber taking to Facebook to detail the horrifically rude and ultimately sexist handling of the situation by the school administration:

“How often does this happen to your sons? Seems like another way to keep girls uneducated. #sheisnotadistraction #letthegirlslearn.”

Clearly this whole busty teens showing titties at school thing is part of a grand misogynistic conspiracy to keep young women from curing cancer. Or more to the point, Barber already retained the services of a local attorney and is mulling her legal options. All of which become more lucrative with the addition of some gender bias tropes.

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Barber had her daughter take numerous photos of herself looking like a perfectly well dress, albeit too big for her jeans high school girl. Though social media photo evidence of her that day at school and the accounts of other kids in her class seem to indicate Kelsey Anderson’s top in particular was tied up or unstrung in the front at the time the teacher busted her for the dress code violation and later made more conservative in appearance for her mom’s Facebook diatribes.

Also, they found a slutty inappropriately dressed friend of Kelsey’s to stand next to her who wasn’t busted that day to show how unfair the violation was. Though doesn’t this fly in the face of the sexism patriarchal educational conspiracy theory?

It’s all a blur when you’re going for the big cash. If you can’t brag about your kid being an honor student, make hay about a teacher calling them out rudely for showing off their camel toe and fat breasts in the classroom. The local Joplin strip club is only going to care about one of those two things when she turns eighteen.

The phenomena of parents taking sides with their kids substandard behavior over the schools is a new thing. Dress codes and shit about chewing gum and not smoking and all the other stuff kids hate is supposed to be stuff parents love. Or pretend to love. The generational tension and mindless rules is what creates moody teens and ultimately the best rock music. If meth looking moms start suing schools over their daughter’s right to bare muffin top without comment, the whole system breaks down. Child Development class isn’t what it used to be.

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