Mayweather/McGregor Fight No Sell Out

Imagine having to ask over 200 people a day “would you like fries with that”, only to take home half the amount it costs to order the 240p version of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. Then watch it and be more disappointed than the time that girl at the hotel needed a donation of 50 more roses in order to do butt stuff. And you love butt stuff. The August 26th Mayweather/McGregor fight is beyond hyped. Marketing was expecting the fight of the century to be sold out as soon as it was announced. It’s not. 

A check online Saturday revealed hundreds of seats still available from Ticketmaster at the T-Mobile Arena for the Aug. 26 fight. There are so many open seats that fans with enough room left on their credit cards can buy six tickets together in 162 different spots throughout the arena.

That’s what happens when the average ticket price is over 3,000 large. The demographic interested in the fight knows how to illegally stream it while split screening Xvideos at the same time. You can’t yank one out in the MGM auditorium in between rounds. You’d be labeled a madman. If Mayweather set up an MMA match you’d have less problems pulling pennies from peons on the fence about seeing the match. Interracial violence is just a few free ad-sponsored clicks away in YouTube cops vs. BLM compilation videos. Even when they do have the money, trying to get a millennial out of the house these days is 5000 times harder than it should be. Here’s some free advice, you’re not going to impress ladies by using your parent’s HBO login from the futon. Chicks love violence, take them to a fight. As soon as the blood starts flying they’ll be wetter than Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards.