Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

Gigi Hadid still doesn’t understand that her duty is to bring the pussy party and flash her tits in her ongoing effort to outslut sister Bella for mother Yolanda’s affection. This has always been the deal. People pay you millions of dollars. Pussy party for mommy. Hadid last graced stateside Vogue as a buttoned-up gender-fluid rodeo clown alongside same-sex partner Zayn. Clear breach of T&A contract. Now she’s underwhelming once again for Vogue Korea on two remarkably forgettable covers.

It turns out the look in Korea is to have an open mouth ready for insertion at any time (“Patent pending” – Kendall Jenner) and dress like you aren’t allowed to have nice things. One cover brings Hadid sporting bunched up Mowgli panties and skinned Elmo robe while the other delivers ironic denim cum tasting face. I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.

A disappointed Yolanda really gunning for some daughter tit action still gave Gigi a social media shout out for her new Vogue shoot. Like she’s really going to miss an opportunity to divert eyeballs. She commented on Instagram alongside the Mowgli vag huggers:

Proud of all that you do and all that you are my love…… @voguekorea #KeepShining #ProudMommy #Vogue

Yolanda then added #butgoodgirlstakeofftheirclothes. Or maybe that was me.

^{Photo Credit: Vogue Korea}