Carole Radziwill Wise Ancient Insta Tit

Those of you assuming that the Kardashians are the fame hoiest fame hos in town haven’t tuned into the Real Housewives – the Bravo franchise dedicated to the awareness of aging female celebrities. The housewives, who are actually only 20% “real” and 80% plastic and gas, manage to technically be in their forties and fifties, look like they’re in their eighties, and act like preteens.

Andy Cohen’s Frankenstein creations were never so visually jarring as Carole Radziwill, who flashes her tit in a new picture on her boyfriend’s Instagram. He’s a younger guy who’s obviously a history buff. No one tells a tale of the old days like Radziwill. “Five and dime? I remember when we used to barter with shells and rocks.”

The Real Housewives of New York superstar always fancied herself superior to her brothel mates because she has the Kennedy name in her, or at least inside her vag at one time. And nothing says blue blood like exposing your pretty good boob and having your fake boyfriend post it to Instagram with a hot pink star over it. This is what opulence looks like. Can you hear that dear? We gave you a compliment. What do you say?   

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