Caitlin Jenner Caught Wearing Trump Hat

The former Bruce Jenner prepared in many ways to become a woman. The to-do list item she forgot was a long term self-promotional strategy. If you love dick and attention in equal amounts, you need to prepare for both equally. A vagina and an Arthur Ashe Courage Award will only linger so far in an insatiable celebrity news cycle.

Caitlyn Jenner’s been hanging onto ‘I’m the world’s only tranny Republican’ shtick as a last ditch measure. Jenner somewhat openly supported Trump in the election which fed the media a decent narrative. Everybody knows the Republicans don’t like trannies. Or in the very least, want them to shut the fuck up. Jenner being a loudmouth tranny certainly buts up against that party plank on both fronts.

Everybody turned to see Jenner’s reaction after Trump’s tweet about disallowing trannies in the active duty military. Why not ask a dumb jock who cut off his dick at sixty-fve to fit into dresses without tucking his views on military readiness? Jenner claims to be a transgender activist, as evidenced by saying you’re a transgender activist and assuming correctly nobody in the media will ask a followup. 

Jenner finally spoke out against Trump and his decision to not allow openly gender switching soldiers to serve.

“What he’s doing to our community is absolutely fucking awful.”

The press pointed to that ex special ops hero who became a woman. Though that was after he left the service. Still allowed on your own time. Just no wearing panties and talking about your vaginal reconstruction in the foxhole. If you’re not imagining a movie where a group of cross dressing soldiers save the world, you’re not thinking like Hollywood is right about now.

This past weekend Jenner was spotted with a Make America Great Again hat while riding to her tee time. Celebrities like Jenner pretend they’re unaware that they’re being photographed everywhere they go. When an outraged tranny group called her out for the Trump hat, she scrambled for an alibi. The response was an insufferably long and tedious explanation about changing hats and visors and back to hats and running into stores and gas stations. It makes sense if you’ve got an IQ of 90 and you’ve just topped off your estrogen. 

“I apologize to all of the trans community. I made a mistake. I will never do it again and I’m getting rid of the hat.”

Jenner then announce she was going to burn the hat. Or feed it to her gay house pets. Something super dramatic, as opposed to simply not wearing it in the first place on camera to get attention.

Here’s something to consider. Changing political parties is harder for many people than changing genders. Bruce Jenner was born and bred GOP. Apparently, the man thing didn’t stick so deeply. He’s once again living a horrible secret. This time, his love for Trump. He’s not burning that hat. He’s massaging it between his plasticine labial folds and thinking about tax cuts. It’s like those glistening man hands. Some parts can never be changed.

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