Trump Babes Might Move the Needle

While college educated and TV actress white women are desperately distancing themselves from Trump via Starbucks latte clutching paid-time-off marches, they aren’t all women. Some women voted for Trump. Others merely want you to have a non-partisan desire to finish on their breasts. We’re all God’s children.

A politically themed novelty merchandiser insists there was a groundswell of requests from women for something sexy with a pro Trump message. Online retailer AAF Nation came up with Make America Great Again imprinted one piece swimsuits. Cut for attention. Now women are posting photos of their pressed up mammaries in the red white and blue slogans. A couple TrumpBabe Instagram accounts are collecting the better ones for sharing. 

AAF Nation claims they already moved 10,000 units. Others outlets are now selling sexy tees and bikinis. You never want to underestimate the bandwagon power of social media. The Ice Bucket Challenge is testament to how seemingly niche memes can become huge by adding tits and water. 

Trump association is a dangerous game for Instagram attention whores. You risk being labeled a Nazi with sweet jugs. Not bad for fetish business. But it probably keeps you from landing that coconut water campaign. Bruce Jenner supported Trump in Hollywood and they took his dick away. That may not be exactly how it went down.

The most consistent negative comment about these girls is how they’re supporting an old rich dude who grabs girls pussies like they’re objects. Or, precisely what these girls are looking for in a man and why they’re on Instagram in the first place. Sometimes the world gets so perverse, it circles back on itself into something that feels perfectly normal. Like a social media troll Matrix. We’re there now.

_{Photo credit: Instagram}