Usher Lets It Burn

Usher Raymond has always been the type to leave you dancing. But for the women who’ve slept with him, the only dancing has been in front of a toilet. Usher allegedly paid a woman $1.1 million after infecting her with herpes. Who knew such infectious music was inspired by an actual infection. Let it Burn will never be the same. The pain from genital herpes will have anyone moving like a crazy person. So is Usher really a great dancer? Or has he been trying to find comfort for his never ending hump bumps? The world may never know. To make matters even worse, his STD has caused a lawsuit. His stylist was the one confessing to the judge because she got it bad. 

A “greenish discharge” was said to have once oozed from the performer’s penis, but he otherwise had no signs of the virus and was labeled an “asymptomatic carrier” by doctors. After initially admitting his concerns to his partner Usher then allegedly convinced her that he was all clear – and they continued to engage in unprotected sex.”Believing Raymond’s statements that it had been nothing and cleared up, [she] continued her relationship,” a lawyer for the victim wrote in a legal complaint for damages. Three weeks later, the victim was “feeling very sick” and woke up with a “fever of 100 degrees, chills, headache, and aches and pains.” She “also developed lesions and blisters in her vagina” and was diagnosed with herpes.

This sucks for everyone involved. Usher in his hay day was the pied piper with a penis. There’s no telling how many groupies have been tagged and they’re it. Genital herpes is incurable. And unlike Magic Johnson, you can’t rub 100 dollar bills on your johnson until the world forgets. R&B legacy ruined. If I was her, I’d ask for way more than one million dollars. For the rest of your life you’ll be banished. Only allowed to utilize free online dating websites where everyone with an STD feels at home. I really don’t know who’s more at fault. Usher for lying. Or her for believing you can clear up genital herpes with over the counter medications. Did anyone pay attention in health class? Or was the anatomical pictures of fallopian tubes and penises on page 117 too distracting?