Lena Dunham Epic Pet Re-Gifter

In a surreal yet not unexpected move, an interview was arranged between the woman who took in Lena Dunham’s “re-homed” dog Lamby and the press. Dani Shay, a dog trainer in Los Angeles’ Chinatown, insert your own fucking dog in spicy garlic sauce joke, offered a proof of life for Lamby and gratuitous comments on his happiness.

More importantly, since that’s not why she was pushed in front of the microphone, Lena Dunham is an amazingly compassionate pet owner who handled this situation perfectly and worked tirelessly to make the transition seamless. This is only men in hoods with AK’s away from being a perfect ISIS kidnapped journalist video.

“It genuinely hurts my feelings to see what people are saying about Lena, not knowing all that she has done and continues to do for Lamby. She loves him so much and is still in touch, wanting to be sure he’s doing well.”

Shay stiffly noted that Dunham is providing excellent care for the dog via financial support and regular phone call check-ins. Vanessa Bryant was less stilted in support of Kobe after “The Alpine Anal”.

Lena Dunham isn’t a horrible person. She’s a mediocre person who desperately wants to be considered a great person. Lots of people quit on their pain in the ass pets. That why the euthanized animal bins are full. It’s hardly a war crime. But Dunham insists on a charade where she dumps her ass biting dog and the world must see her as the victim.

Lamby’s living one block and one more piss on the carpet away from becoming Chop Suey. He’s the victim. You’re the dad who ran away with his secretary. Don’t try to play that as righteous. Play it as, I’m not as horrible as some of the other ones. Thinking you’re amazing is not actually the first step to being amazing. Pour some out for Lamby.

_{Photo credit: Getty Images / Dani Shay to the Daily Dot/ Instagram}