Ladies Golf Losing Skin

If you had a standing bet that ladies golf couldn’t become any more meaningless, you’ve lost. The LPGA is modifying dress code rules for the tour to prevent women from wearing tight or revealing tops and shorter skirts. Thus punishing the half dozen pro golfers who are both semi-attractive and might possibly be a little straight. 

In recent years, passable golfer chicks like Paige Spiranac learned there was money to be made by wearing tight tank tops and covering golf lifestyle magazines. The less ballyhooed aspect of the gender pay gap. There’s tons of ad money for reasonably good looking chicks in sports. Serena Williams makes a couple or three less million in tennis purse money during the year, but thirty million more in promotional sponsorships. 

The naturally hirsute LPGA lesbians re-toed the line by banning low cut tops, gym type tops, and anything without a collar. Because it’s not a sport if it doesn’t have a strict casual business wear dress code. 

Spiranac clapped back, because racerback tops serve as both her long and short game:

Untucked shirts, and clothes that don’t fit (too tight or loose) should be added. Because I think that looks unprofessional as well too.

Good one, Paige. I mean, hot busty blond who I’d second from the bema if she announced a new Final Solution for the Jews.

Spiranac’s facing a losing battle. The lady golf purists are determined to restore the sport to its once unwatched, unattended, and financially untenable position of yore. The recent WNBA Planned Parenthood Abortion Rights Game Night has the benefit of an NBA that can’t politically cut free rent for the under water women’s sports league.

The LPGA will go back to struggling for Kotex signage at sparsely viewed events. There are no Middle Eastern princes scoping out stocky female athletes for naughty Islamic-Western sugar daddy relationships.

You flew too close to the sun, sprinkle of sexually viable female linksters. Khaki shapeless skorts will be your prison dimension.

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