Kylie Jenner Snap Hacked

Snapchat was invented so high school drug connects and trashy girls who flash their tits to be popular could have a single place to ply their trade where parents couldn’t find them. It worked. Nobody ever went broke selling vices.

Young chick celebrities moved to Snapchat from Instagram when it became clear nobody gave a shit about parental standards on Snap. There’s more nudity on Snapchat than in Playboy. Who needs a takedown notice on Zuckerberg stationary because a little nip or ass was spotted by a Moroccan with a magnifying glass. Not chicks looking to earn off their bodies. 

Kylie Jenner’s Snap account was hacked by a random dude who on her own account promised people he had nudes of Kylie to release in exchange for follows of his Twitter account. 

“Add for kylie jenner’s nudes!! twitter “chikri98.”

Depending on how many minutes you’ve been on the Internet, this might seem like an upstanding proposition.

The Jenner and Kardashian sisters have been trained as to social media security and hacking. They have people who come in and school them with picture books on the do’s and don’t’s. For instance, in the case of somebody threatening to release your nudes, first assess, do I have tons of naked photos of myself stored here and there. It’s largely a rhetorical question for this family. Second, if somebody’s looking to exploit my nude photos, before reporting to the authorities, check to see if it’s your mom. If somebody shits your whore bed, it’s usually your pimp.

As of yet, no Kylie Jenner nudes have been released. Jenner re-assured her impossibly millions of followers that she was a-ok by posting a selfie of her massive fake tits in the mirror. Kids and their newfangled rebel code. It’s a Turk 182 you can tribute. 

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