Kim K Has Third Baby On The Way

Someone tell Kanye to start aiming for her face or fun bags because America’s lead Kardashian is “pregnant” again. Not her in a physical sense this time, but her surrogate. After two kids Kim is realizing the stresses of pregnancy are for the poor and underprivileged. Surrogacy is in. That or her lower half couldn’t handle the strain of a child and her gelatin filled trash bag ass. She is the new American dream. Or at least a new American hooker’s dream. She releases one sex tape and now the world is at a stand still regarding her third child. There still has been no felony charges filed for the millions she swallowed in her sex tape. What about those children?

In June, the 36-year old and husband, Kanye West began looking for a surrogate, and a source now tells Us Weekly they have cause to celebrate: Their pick — a San Diego mom in her late 20s, referred by an agency — is three months along, which means they’ll likely welcome baby No. 3 in January 2018.

Unfortunately, the Klan gets bigger every year apparently. Science needs to halt work on a cure for HIV and cancer and find a cure for Kardashian. All of America is suffering. Kim is becoming the primary idol of so many young women. They are infected with the idea that being a prestigious prostitute is an actual career path. Get ready for community colleges offering classes on it. We don’t need more courses contributing to degrees on careers that don’t exist. Turn taking dick into multi-million endorsement deals. 

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