Farrah Abraham Model Whore

Slam alert. Exemplary mom Farrah Abraham took time away from attending the openings of car washes and strip clubs to SLAM her Teen Mom Original Girls castmates. The modern-day working girl is known for seamlessly juggling the responsibilities of motherhood with being a whore, all while managing to look like a man. How does she do it? Abraham’s highly contagious strain of fame is contingent on two things: Her butthole and her feuds with fellow mom trash. 

The big-titted equine recently let out a whinny to US Weekly dissing costar Amber Portwood after her split with cheating fiancé Matt Baier. Abraham also mentioned that other Teen Moms should look to her for motherly inspiration. This interview happens to coincide with her gig at a slut palace in Las Vegas aptly named Crazy Horse III. The reason for her presence is the opening of something tragic called the Back Door VIP program. You can’t make this fucking stuff up. Abraham spilled:

I’m just going to stick to my own standards and I’m not going to dumb down to mediocracy, I think a lot of the women on my show have done that and I feel bad for them. I just feel like they should watch and let me be the example because otherwise, when I try to be friends with them, they like to bash me and tear down one another. I wish them all the best. I frankly feel like I’m not here to just get married and divorced and pop out babies. I’m not about the drugs and the drinking. I’m just not about that s–t.

“Not about the drugs and the drinking.” So you made all of your decisions sober? There’s the real confession. Abraham and Porter are both twenty-six-years-old. Any forgiveness that comes with youth is gone. Maybe Abraham has a point. She capitalized on her only useful orifice to care for a child. Who will inevitably one day see her get fucked. The white trash circle of life is complete.  

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