Charlie Sheen Bambino Pimping

Fueling rumors that despite an ungodly lifetime revenue, Charlie Sheen might be broke from cocaine and The AIDS, the pansexual randy bastard auctioned off two major Babe Ruth memorabilia items. 

Sheen’s been a lifelong baseball fan and huge collector since the Major League movie days. He’s poured millions into noteworthy baseball historical items. Including Babe Ruth’s 1927 World Series Ring and the Yankees original signed copy of the contract with the Red Sox that sent Ruth to New York. Both closed out at auction for over two million. 

Sheen and The Bambino share a common backstory minus Ruth’s orphanage, abuse, street urchin living, and excelling at baseball. Also, Ruth never shot Kelly Preston. Would that he could. But both men indulged in wine and dirty women to the point of shedding their mortal coil, and most of their career earnings. Ruth passed at 53. Sheen is 51 but everything on his medical resume says this is going to be a close one. 

Everybody who has no idea what Sheen paid for the Ruth memorabilia is announcing Sheen made a killing. Sheen himself claims he doesn’t remember what he paid. Which is a lie told by a man pretending he hasn’t had his finances laid bare by multiple divorce attorneys. It’s a good story. Better than the one where Sheen blows through a hundred million in after tax income and needs to sell his prized possessions to pay for his clean child’s blood transfusions. 

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