The Kardashians Seem To Be Borrowing Heavily

It seems like only a week ago Kylie Jenner was being called out for stealing some black designer chick’s urban camo Spandex line for her own to push on noticeably less intelligent young women. The pissed off party in that case provided receipts showing that Kylie had purchased clothes from her store only months before releasing her own line that looked awfully similar. Hardly anybody paid attention because to assume Kylie Jenner is capable of original thought belies every piece of known evidence.

Also, her family has really good attorneys. Like Marty Singer, known as the bulldog around town. He’s called in when celebrities get in trouble and need to write super nasty threatening letters to accusers. Like all those women lying about Cosby or people wildly claiming Schwarzenegger was cheating on his wife. Sometimes the record simply needs to be set straight with some scary threats.

Singer fired off a letter on behalf of Khloe Kardashian after a sparkly leotard and underwear designer named DestinyBleu accused Kardashian of stealing her ideas. Bleu bedazzles shit. The letter ordered Bleu to cease and desist calling Khloe Kardashian a thief on social media and threatened a lawsuit if not stopped. Bleu responded by sharing a lengthy timeline of events of the past six months, including that time Khloe’s assistant and wardrobe stylist were ordering sparkly shit from Bleu for Khloe, including a bedazzled Tristan Thompson underwear set. It’s unclear if those were for Khloe or Tristan. Same size.

Bleu’s timeline with apparent receipts again show Khloe’s Calabasas team receiving the goods a couple months before Khloe Kardashian’s Good American line of stupid shit that sparkles came out. Some items looked damn similar.

Khloe Kardashian’s team rushed to insist her inspiration was Cher and Britney Spears. Good call. Everybody wants to look like those two these days. Trannies at least. It matters not. Legally boiled down, you can’t really steal somebody’s idea for bedazzled leotards for infantilized women who like to fuck and squeal like babies. Clothing designs are far too vague and idiotic to be protected. Everything is simply stolen and re-stolen. It’s like Hollywood, but with giant fat girl panties for Tristan Thompson. There’s no cease and desist for throwing up in your mouth a little.