Teresa Guidice Has Her Daughter Looking Money

Teresa Guidice and Joe Guidice of the Real Housewives program were granted non-concurrent felony fraud sentences by the judge so that one of the parents might be home during the impressionable years sleaze training of their many daughters.

The Guidices named their first daughter Gia, providing her the best opportunity possible to grow up Jersey clown face. Teresa got out of the joint in time to get her sixteen year old decked out like a Bucharest tourist hotel hooker complete with a fresh set of underaged implants. STEM isn’t for every girl. Maybe she had a female plastic surgeon. Gender equity gap offset. 

The revealing rayon gown is a no lose situation for Teresa Guidice. If her daughter is refused entry for wearing a dress 70’s network censors nixed repeatedly for Charo, she gets to rant about sexism and double standards. If her daughter gets into the dance, Gia nails casting for the next round of 16 and Pregnant. It’s the Zolciak playbook for dominating basic cable. If page seventeen still smells like dried semen, ask for a fresh copy.

_{Photo credit: Teresa Giudice/Instagram}