Taylor Swift Is Tip Top Bitch

Katy Perry is nuts in the news with her new album release. Not everybody is happy. For instance, anybody with musical taste. Also Taylor Swift who takes her industry feuds as dead serious as Suge Knight. Only she doesn’t like to touch people. Or be seen ever not fake smiling. Though no doubt she can take a bullet.

Swift suddenly reversed her two and a half year ban on streaming music services the exact same day as Katy Perry’s new collection of sexually suggestive grade schooler diddies hit the market. That’s the pop music version of a Las Vegas Boulevard assassination. Swift’s alter-ego is a stone cold comic book villainess. Also, her regular ego. She’s downright sinister.

If you recall, because you must, this feud began over who stole whose backup dancers. It sounds stupid. Though rap beefs are equally stupid with a hint of over compensating masculinity. Swift’s library of music moving onto the streaming market will absolutely hurt Perry’s music launch. How many dollars worth remains unclear. Katy’s music was already receiving very poor reviews, albeit that’s meaningless to the entirety of her consumer audience. 

Barnes and Fisher are bitch slappers compared to where this ends. A white chick is going to die. Yes, that meaningful.

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